Friday, July 4, 2008

Man Up!!! Part 3

We're back with another edition of the World Famous Man Up Rules. I hope you all have been paying attention and avoiding any violations. As usual the same rules still apply. Remember this blog represents what we consider to be Man Up Rules. So, each week we'll add to the list just based off of our observations and perspectives. So be sure to check back weekly. Note: Most rules apply to men/boys age 13 and older (except where noted). Also, the rules are in no particular order.

Man Up Rule #14: Stand alone tattoos are not allowed in places such as the ankle (Image 1). Also, the lower back tattoo is never allowed on a man (Image 2). Exceptions will be made for full leg or back tattoos. Or really cool or manly looking ones like the last one below (Image 3).

(2 This is David Beckham btw)


Man Up Rule #15: Regardless of how swole or muscular you are and how many females you have visiting your page you should never post shirtless pictures or videos of yourself on any social networking site (myspace, black planet, facebook, youtube, etc.) where other men can access your page.

Man Up Rule #16: Men should not take bubble baths unless there is a woman about to enter or already in the tub (Image 1). Tony Montana gets a pass though (Image 2).



Man Up Rule #17: It is never appropriate to tickle another man. It doesn't matter if he just lost his house to foreclosure, car to repossession, wife to divorce, job to downsizing and his dog ran away all in the same day. No man ever needs this much cheering up!!

Man Up Rule #18: Jewelery such as anklets (Image 1) and toe rings (Image 2) shall not be worn. The only acceptable ankle bracelet is a "House Arrest" monitoring bracelet (Image 3). Also if you are "blinged" out from head to toe and that is also acceptable (Image 4).



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To Be Continued....

Brothers' Perspective


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