Man Up Rule #14: Stand alone tattoos are not allowed in places such as the ankle (Image 1). Also, the lower back tattoo is never allowed on a man (Image 2). Exceptions will be made for full leg or back tattoos. Or really cool or manly looking ones like the last one below (Image 3).
(2 This is David Beckham btw)
Man Up Rule #16: Men should not take bubble baths unless there is a woman about to enter or already in the tub (Image 1). Tony Montana gets a pass though (Image 2).
Man Up Rule #18: Jewelery such as anklets (Image 1) and toe rings (Image 2) shall not be worn. The only acceptable ankle bracelet is a "House Arrest" monitoring bracelet (Image 3). Also if you are "blinged" out from head to toe and that is also acceptable (Image 4).
Man Up Rule #17: It is never appropriate to tickle another man. It doesn't matter if he just lost his house to foreclosure, car to repossession, wife to divorce, job to downsizing and his dog ran away all in the same day. No man ever needs this much cheering up!!