Friday, September 5, 2008

Man Up!!! Part 11

We took a break from last Friday's Man Ups for a little vacation. But we're back and from that vacation came back with a few new Man Ups thanks to the Taste of Madison. But here we go it's time to Man Up!!! Remember this blog represents what we consider to be Man Up Rules. So, each week we'll add to the list just based off of our observations and perspectives. So be sure to check back weekly. Note: Most rules apply to men/boys age 13 and older (except where noted). Also, the rules are in no particular order.

Man Up Rule #40:
A man should never feed another man food. I don't care if the man hasn't eaten in over a week, has no arms or is in a pair of handcuffs and is hungry. You better tell him to open up wide while you use the the spoon as a catapult and fling it into his mouth. Other than that his ass will starve to death. LoL. A pass does go to old men incapable of feeding themselves, but have served as real men for at least 60+ years.

Man Up Rule #41:
When you walk into a restaurant or store they usually have a sign that says no shirt, no shoes, no service. Well the no shirt rule applies here as well. If we're not in a setting that requires no shirt such as the beach, swimming, a game of basketball, in a sauna etc. then don't talk to me unless you put on a shirt. You don't have anything I want to see and I don't want someone else seeing me from a distance to even think my eyes are averting from your face. Either put on a shirt or get out of my damn face!! LoL.

Man Up Rule #42:
We previously discussed earrings on Man Up Rule #29. Well if you were one of those men that got your tongue pierced back in say the late 90's to early 2000's you get a pass on this violation. We understand it was the whole phenomenon behind it and you were early adopters. But if you're a man in today's times knowing what getting your tongue pierced signifies then you're in direct violation of a Man Up Rule. Take that mess out of your tongue right now!! LoL. Image #1 below would be a double violation: Don't stick your tounge out when you're that close to another man!

To Be Continued...

Brothers' Perspective

--Driza Dre--

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